It never gets boring on twitter. Yesterday (20th December, 2010), from out of the blues, two tweeps, @rondo_jewel and @preshus89 who are allegedly students of Unilag started a tweet fight that got all of us excited, irritated and confused. So much was the buzz that their followers tripled in the space of an hour or so the exchange lasted. Although the network was crazy, I still managed to get a good grip of it all while munching my suya and bitter lemon. Well, if you missed it, grab your popcorn and coke and enjoy!
-@rondo_jewel: We av our problems yea, but I’ll never diss u on twitter. Not Fikemi. And abeg cool down!
-@preshus89: I have nuttin else to say to u! ur just sad,and bitter like u say!!!! I’m off this!!!!! 18 year old twat
-@rondo_jewel: I insist u beta be careful what u want to say..cuz u want to start a battle but I’ll take u to WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-@preshus89: I was only tryn 2 save ur ass but I am fuckn upset. Don’t dig wat u won’t finish n stop being bitter. STFU n sit ur ass down
-@rondo_jewel: lmao! stay mad bitch! @Twiterave shld get ur award ready
-@preshus89: ur d one @twiterave shld give an award!!! Mrs ” Belong or I’ll die trying”….lmaoo…2nd runner up miss moremi!!!
-@rondo_jewel: pls let’s do history pls. Just throw one shot n wait for my next tweet. Will explain in details skank!
-@preshus89: u want madness??? I’ll show u!!! I aint neva scared of shit!!! I’ll put maself on blast first!!then I’ll blast u TOO!! u ready bitch????
-@rondo_jewel: r u afraid of ur disgusting life? I rili wanna address this issue roflmao, well u need no introduction pls I beg u 2 push me
-@preshus89: IVE TRIED MA POSSIBLE BEST TO BE A NICE GIRL N AVOID GIRL DRAMA!!BUT IF U WANT IT IL DISH IT!!@rondos_jewel, WHAT DU WANT AS APPETIZER???
-@rondo_jewel: ur just insane. I had nothing 2 say except ur betrayal. I won’t stoop dat low. I m fuckn upset bout wat ur betrayal Dammit!
-@preshus89: u dare to call my life disgustin??? with all d skeletons u have in ur cupboard!!! I dare u to say the disgustn thngs pls!!!!
-@rondo_jewel: is dat all u got 2 say but they love me still be a mad bitch enuf 2 tweet bout bout biola n d list na. R u scared ni?
-@preshus89: u want to talk!! after u insult unilag boiz!! u’ve fucked over half of them and ul be formin big girl!! and u moved into bunmis room! slut!!
-@rondo_jewel: lmao buhahaha I fucked bunmilisboa n we loved it. Ur angry he didn’t choose u over @ceecee01. Askn him what he saw in her
-@preshus89: I begged for BB right!! didn’t u fuck ID on d street for ur first Bold??? lmaoo!!!! den u fucked for ur Bold 2s and tried to get bunmi lisboa to buy u TORCH when he hadn’t bought for himself!!!! ole!!!
-@rondo_jewel: I know hw this girl begged for this BB she is typin with buhahahah she even denied d poor married man for sex. If itz gone her life is gone too
-@preshus89: Stupid bitch! u fucked Bondo of kentro crew for baby phat shoe!!! ur frnd took u to dubai for runz and u lied that it was ur mother!!!cheap girl!!
-@rondo_jewel: LMAO! ur deluded u sha want to win fight sha. Oya think for more things to. Hit ur brain well on d wall oooo. Buhahahahaha
-@preshus89: its only u that they would put in national newspaper for putn wande coals pix on twitter!! MISS BOLD!!! bloody idiot!!!
-@rondo_jewel: lmao! this geh sent me wande coal’s pic oooo lmao! she had it all day as her dp. Olofo why u deluded na!
-@preshus89: after u nw went to collect MRS MOREMI crown that was not even urs!! bloody fake queen! and u borrowed dress that u wore!!
-@rondo_jewel: U don’t need to form stories naa , hilarious garbage come out wit facts naa this aint no competition buhahahahaha
-@preshus89: all ur shots are FUCKIN CHEAP….ur a nobody tryn to cling to evryone to become popular!dis bitch was so happy when they put her on unilag amebo so people wil knw her name!!! ur so SAD!!!
-@rondo_jewel: chai! I wld bend if u know half of pple ur follown on twitter. Madame famz u rep louis vuitton abi lmao
-@preshus89: oh pls come harder! d louis tlk is cheap.yeah tiz a fake but I like d bag!so what???? I neva act like sumthn I’m NOT! unlike U!! MOREMI big geh!
are u supposed to know all d people u follow on TWITTER??u dis fuckn groupie!!ul be tweetn at celebs and claimn u knw them!!YAHOO YAHOO QUEEN!!!bitch
I regret the day I met u and took u as a friend!!I blame my nature for being friendly and nice and open to people!any way God dey!
This episode actually trended on twitter with several hashtags. But the most interesting and rib cracking of all was #KpanshingPrices. Don’t ask me what it means! It was rumoured that @DONJAZZYMOHITS started the TT but he tweeted a disclaimer that went thus: “DISCLAIMER: I AM ONLY RTing THE #KpanshingPrices COS SOME OF THEM ARE TOO FUNNY. PLS NOTE THAT THEY DO NOT EXPRESS MY VIEWS. THANKS!”
Here are some of the interesting tweets though:
@jphoenixxx: #kpanshingprices Movie & popcorn at silverbird = “thank you, I had a great time, good night” …#udonjonzbedat… #okbye
@segunjones: #KpanshingPrices: from behind = 1 indomie no egg
@CuteNaija: #KpanshingPrices Chicken and Chips = fuck with Pants Off. . . . . . .Yam and Akara = Cuddle with Pants on!
@KofoSwagnificnt: #KpanshingPrices one nite stand-dinner n bike home d next morning
@yung_efrenzy: #kpanshingprices wheelbarrow = 1 plate of rice with shaki and Edoh, and 1 pure water.
@Mz_Tyga: #KpanshingPrices For Koko Concert 500k = Constant Knacking
@diva_riri: #KpanshingPrices See bra = mama put rice. See breast = Mr Biggs rice. Touch breast = Chinese restuarant rice. Titty Fuck = buy u all
@2ndelawal: #KpanshingPrices Drop you at gate from moremi = press left boobie 4 times & rite boobie twice.
@slad101: #KpanshingPrices choco milo= blowjob 
@iamHighDee: #KpanshingPrices 50 naira transfer credit – wink
@creamiecakes: #kpanshingprices: school fees= kpansh till you graduate….
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