Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Idiot Criminal of the day


Here's yet another reminder to all you A-HOLE PEDOPHILES, you WILL be caught. Even if you aren't THIS stupid, you'll still get caught, but it's really great when you ARE this stupid. A few years ago, a man named Andre Laurens Crane of Flowery Branch, Georgia suspected his wife was cheating on him, so he set up a hidden tape recorder in the house to try to catch her in the act. It didn't. But it DID catch him in the act of molesting his 11-year-old stepdaughter. His wife found the audio recording, and turned it over to the cops. And thanks to the recording, the jury at his trial only took an hour to find him guilty of child molestation and aggravated sexual battery. He was just sentenced to LIFE IN PRISON, plus 10 years to make sure he never gets out

Friday, October 18, 2013

NOLLYWOOD: WORLD OF STAR BEGGARS!

One important fact that all human beings should realize is the fact that in life, no condition is permanent. A man that is up can find himself down. Any woman that is down today can equally make her way to the top tomorrow.

However, there is a very disturbing trend that is going on in Nigeria's entertainment industry, particularly in the movie world, Nollywood. This issue of celebrities crying out to the public for help has become like a putrefying fart that is suffocating the atmosphere. And people have begun to speak out.

Over the years, a lot of Nollywood actors have had to cry out to the public for help over various ailments that have been plaguing them.

Most recent is that of veteran actor, Kayode Odumosu aka Pa Kasumu who is presently battling a life-threatening Bi-Ventricular Failure (a heart and liver condition). The aged thespian had no choice but to swallow his pride and plead with the public to save his life as according to him, “he doesn't want to die.”

Another recent example is that of an actor who has been on the scene for quite a while, Peter Bunor, who was struck with a stroke. At a point, many felt that the talented thespian had given up the ghost because his condition was so bad that he was practically given up on, but only recently, he seemed to have been given a new lease of life as he granted some interviews to journalists narrating his experience. In one of them, he can be quoted as saying amongst other things, “Since this happened, there has been no single actor that called me to ask about my condition. It's a shame on their part. Would they say they don't know that I'm sick?” the actor asked rhetorically.

Continuing, he stated, “I didn't study Theatre Arts. I started while looking for avenues to make little money for my school. I was paid about N10 per episode in any soap that is local production, but on network programmes like Cock Crow at Dawn, I got about N150 per episode….” In yet another interview, he continued his tale, “I had a stroke and that was the end of it. I was unconscious…I was on admission for a long time before they took me to a church where God healed me…I have given my life to Christ, and I am now a pastor…let me say the truth, after I had this stroke, I did not know how I was looking. That is why I am not happy with this so-called people you call my colleagues,” he poured out his heart bitterly.

Another actor that has cried for help in the not too distant past is Ifeanyi Dike, who is reputed, in some quarters, to have founded the Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN). The actor and movie producer battled with a kidney ailment for many years, and called on 'kind-hearted' Nigerians to come to his aid before getting a transplant in India.

Another case that is fresh in our memories is that of ever bubbly actress, Ngozi Nwosu, who acknowledged that she had kidney problems, but is reported by some, to actually be suffering from HIV/Aids complications.

The actress, who was at a time looking like a ghost of herself, pleaded with the public to save her from imminent death staring her in the face. Though it is not sure how much was raised by concerned members of the public, the Lagos state government came to her rescue by sponsoring her treatment in the United Kingdom.

Inasmuch as all these seem to be humanitarian calls that should be heeded by all sections of the public who have the milk of human kindness flowing in them, it is pertinent to make a holistic appraisal of the whole 'situation.'

This whining has become a tad too much. What differentiates some of these our entertainers from the beggars that besiege us at the numerous motor garages splashed across the nation appealing to our core sense of humanity to aid them in their plight?

The entertainment industry in Nigeria is synonymous with extravagant spending, which many have said leads to the artistes living fake lives that usually see them living way above their means.

With the advent and viral spread of the social media in this part of the world, our entertainers have never ceased to show us how much better-off they are than us by regularly flaunting pictures of their latest luxury acquisitions ranging from cars, houses, jewelleries etc.

This is in sharp contrast to the live of drudgery and poverty that most Nigerians are reduced to. The pictures of weather-beaten entertainers who always seem to have been exposed to the vagaries of life, and often appeal to the collective sympathy of Nigerians for help nevertheless, it is un-debatable that the 'ordinary' Nigerian holds the shortest end of the stick.

“Why do Nigerian entertainers beg for help?” many have asked without any answer to assuage their curiosity.

Why can't their colleagues who splurge as much as $25,000 on just a suit, and 'kids' who would replace crashed Porsches worth $15,000 without batting an eyelid, help them out? One can't help but wonder.

It is glaring that Nigerian entertainers would continue begging cap-in-hand until the issue of qualitative leadership is addressed in the industry. We do have different guilds catering to actors, producers, musicians, costumiers and others, but sadly, their impact is rarely felt by the people who they claim to serve.

The average Nigerian actor/entertainer is largely left to cater and fend for himself irrespective of the number of years she has spent in the industry. With the poor pay being offered to our thespians, it is no wonder that many of them have practically been turned to beggars, even after years of assiduous sacrifice and dedication to the unforgiving industry.

Until qualitative and comprehensive grassroots-oriented leadership is put in place in the industry, our entertainers will continue to appear like the beggars that regularly appear in motor garages all over the nation.

Furthermore, until our entertainers begin to imbibe the culture of insurance, the sky will remain bleak and pregnant with ominous rain of foreboding gloom.

Major industries like the banking, aviation, manufacturing…rely heavily on insurance to guarantee the survival of their businesses in the occasion of unforeseen circumstances, but it is puzzling that the entertainment industry which is a multi-billion dollar entity can afford to exist without requisite and comprehensive insurance for its members.

Just like it was stated at the beginning of this piece, no condition is permanent, and as such, every reasonable human being ought to plan for the rainy day which will definitely come sooner than later.

Until Nigerian entertainers start to live within their means, they will never be free of financial troubles. Of what gain is it to flaunt cars, houses and jewelries before the 'hapless public,' only to come back crawling and begging for help?

Not only Nollywood is affected by the scourge, it has spread to taint virtually every sector of the entertainment industry in Nigeria.

Maverick and one –time reigning producer, OJB, who recently travelled to India for kidney-related treatment was in the news for his wide-spread appeal to Nigerians to save him from imminent death as a result of kidney disease; luckily, he was able to generate the needed funds even as many lambast his colleagues who usually flaunt their latest cars and houses on Twitter and Instagram for their lackadaisical approach to their colleague. They concluded that with the unabashed display of wealth by Nigerian entertainers, it is unfair to send the average poverty-stricken Nigerian on a guilt-trip about saving her favourite film heroes.

We look forward to a Nollywood where our actors and actresses would endow funds and grants to help their fellow countrymen, rather than the present ones, where they compound the problems of the burden-laden Nigerians with their incessant cry for help.

Perhaps, this underscores and explains the prevalence of our entertainers seeking help in religious enclaves for desperate salvation, after realizing that they cannot save themselves

It is SAD to note that even though some rate Nollywood as the second largest producer of films in the world, it still largely remains a world of STAR BEGGARS!

Culled from E24-7 MAGAZINE

Thursday, October 17, 2013

This Photo of an Injured Soldier Saluting His Commanding Officer Is Inspiring People All Over the World

A photo of an injured Army Ranger saluting his commanding officer from his hospital bed is inspiring thousands of people on Facebook right now. Here's the story behind it. Corporal Josh Hargis from Cincinnati was in the middle of his fourth tour in Afghanistan on October 6th, when he was seriously injured by a suicide bomber. Four other soldiers were killed. After Josh got out of surgery, his commanding officer, along with more than 50 other soldiers, doctors, and nurses went to his hospital room to see him be presented with a Purple Heart. And they all ASSUMED Josh was still unconscious. But when his commanding officer pinned the medal on to his blanket, Josh started moving. Then a doctor tried to restrain him, but Josh fought against him, raised his right arm, and saluted. Someone managed to snap a photo of it, which was sent to Josh's wife, Taylor, along with a letter from his commanding officer, where he described the moment as, quote, "the single greatest event I have witnessed in my ten years in the Army." He also said he thought the photo belonged on, quote, "every news channel and [in] every newspaper." So Taylor posted it on Facebook. And right now, it's being run by news outlets all over the WORLD. By the way, Josh has since had his breathing tube removed, and his mother says he's in good spirits. His wife has also talked to him on the phone and says that from the sound of his voice, she can tell "he's going to be just fine."

What Is That Velvet?: Twitter & Instagram Clown Rick Ross Electric Blue Velour Outfit [MEME/PHOTO]


Rick Ross Came equipped with the velour track suits for the Bet Hip Hop Awards. It is obvious Rick Ross is trying to revive the "What is that velvet?" track suit trend. You know how twitter gets when they don't like what they see, and Rozay's round stomach along with his vibrant hot two piece was one of them.
View Memes below.


Davido Publicly Blasts Music Video Director, Sesan Over Poor 'Skelewu' Job

David 'Davido' Adeleke has berated popular music video director, Sesan for allegedly doing a 'poor' job for him on his 'Skelewu' music video. The 'Omo Baba Olowo' crooner took to twitter to apologise to his fans, who watered the new video, and thereafter declared that he was disappointed with the work done by the top-notch man behind the lens.

Many had anticipated the release of 'Skelewu' music video but were disappointed that the music video didn't meet up to the standard they had expected.

Worried by the cold reception the video got, Davido disclosed that he wasn't also happy with what Sesan shot for him, he therefore stated that he would re-shoot it and make the video a top class.

We gathered that a UK-based music video director, Mou Mousa will now shoot the new job, while Sesan's version would be discarded.

Sesan has shot some music videos for Nigerian artistes, with D'Banj being one of the prominent artiste he has worked with.

Idiot Criminal of the Day


Well, this woman certainly isn't going to be getting the standard $15 check for her birthday anymore. 34-year-old Christina Marie Johnson of Fayetteville, North Carolina allegedly ROBBED her own GREAT-GRANDMOTHER at her 100TH BIRTHDAY PARTY. The party was back in May. Apparently, during the party, Christina snuck upstairs and stole about $7,000 worth of her great-grandmother's gold and diamond jewelry. Police cracked the case when Christina's MOM called to report her. She said Christina wanted to turn herself in, but Christina has been MIA ever since. Police just issued a warrant for her arrest. She'll be facing charges of felony larceny and possession of stolen goods

Monday, October 14, 2013

Idiot Criminal of the Day

Ever since refrigerators showed up in offices, people have been stealing their coworkers' food. But THIS reaction is pretty rare. On Thursday, a 39-year-old man who works at the Wakefern Food Corporation in Breinigsville, Pennsylvania found a coworker had stolen one of his strawberry Jell-O cups out of the break room fridge, so he CALLED THE COPS. The man told the cops this wasn't an isolated Jell-O theft, he's been the victim of REPEATED fridge thefts. And not just Jell-O either, LOTS of different foods of his have mysterious disappeared. The police were nice enough to say this is an open investigation and there's the possibility of a future arrest, but I'm guessing it's not a particularly high-priority case.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Aki & Pawpaw Drown For Flood Victims

The duo of Aki and Pawpaw are now ambassadors of 'Flood With Love' campaign, which already has Rita Dominic and Funke 'Jenifa' Akindele as ambassadors.

The pint-size stars will use their influence to lend and seek support for victims of flood across the country.

They recently had a photoshoot for the campaign, which made them 'drowned' for victims of flood.

Flooding has recently become an issue in Nigeria. Both the Federal and state governments are doing everything possible to tackle the problem and also help victims.

A Woman Makes Her 10-Year-Old Get Out of the Car and Walk and Is Arrested


Every parent has threatened to make their kid get out of the car and WALK if they didn't behave. And one parent FINALLY followed through and could go to jail for it. But at least she proved she wasn't BLUFFING. On Monday night, 34-year-old Angela Garcia of League City, Texas was driving on Interstate 45 just outside of Houston with her 10-year-old son. He wouldn't behave, so she told him if he didn't stop, she'd make him get out and walk. And when he didn't stop, she really DID make him get out and walk. About 15 minutes later, the police found him walking home on the shoulder of the highway. A spokesman says, quote, "Making your child walk home on [an interstate] at 8:30 at night in the dark, in a busy stretch, is crossing the line." Angela was arrested and charged with abandoning and endangering a child

Monday, October 7, 2013

Idiot Criminal of the Day

Back in April, 36-year-old Neil McArdle of Liverpool, England was marrying his girlfriend 29-year-old Amy Williams. Neil was supposed to book their venue, St. George's Hall in Liverpool, but he forgot to do the paperwork. So he came up with a HORRIBLE plan to cover his tracks. The day of the wedding, he called in a BOMB THREAT to St. George's Hall. He figured that way it would be shut down, and no one would find out he hadn't booked it. When Neil, Amy, and their families and friends showed up at St. George's Hall for the wedding, it looked like Neil's plan had worked the building WAS shut down, and there were cops swarming everywhere. But Neil WASN'T a master criminal, so even though he'd made the call from a pay phone, the cops quickly traced it back to him. He just pleaded guilty to one count of communicating false information with intent, and he'll be sentenced in a few weeks. He and Amy are still together, but haven't gotten married yet.

Friday, October 4, 2013

The Ten Words We Hate the Most

A new survey just came out with a list of the WORDS people HATE the most, and I can sum them up in two categories: Words insufferable people use on Twitter, and words that make you think of the gross aspects of your genitalia. Here are 10 of the most hated words right now...

1.  Twerking.

2.  Amazeballs.

3.  Moist.

4.  Whatever.

5.  Discharge.

6.  Bromance.

7.  Ointment.

8.  Basically.

9.  Random.

10.  Totes

A Man Is Crushed by 1,000 Pounds of Falling Bacon But Survives


I think we've finally found someone who now HATES BACON, besides PETA, Jews, Muslims, and kids who just finished reading "Charlotte's Web". Yesterday morning, a worker at a meat packing warehouse in Gothenburg, Sweden was under a forklift when it accidentally dumped its load and dropped about 1,000 POUNDS of BACON on top of him. Somehow, the man ONLY suffered minor back injuries. But honestly, if you WERE going to die, getting crushed by a half ton of bacon might be a decent way to go. He's in the hospital recovering. The Swedish workplace safety office is deciding whether or not to investigate what happened

Idiot Criminal of the Day


If you end up holding your PEE too long, like WAY too long, you could risk a kidney infection. That's the worst case scenario. 38-year-old Gregory Clark of Dayton, Ohio pictured a MUCH WORSE scenario. On Tuesday, around 5:45 P.M., he walked onto a restaurant patio, dropped his pants, and started peeing all over the place, right in front of everyone eating dinner. When the cops found him nearby and asked him WHY he'd relieved himself all over the patio, he told them he, quote, "didn't want to paralyze himself" by holding it in. I did some rigorous academic research and couldn't find ANY documented cases of someone becoming paralyzed from holding in their pee. Gregory also had an open container of alcohol next to him and after a few minutes, he admitted to the cops he'd planned on, quote, "playing with himself" on the patio. He was arrested for public indecency. And since it kinda helps paint a picture of who this guy is: He has "6-6-6" clearly tattooed on his forehead.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Most Men Cheat on Their Wives With Someone Uglier and Older


Even if you KNOW your husband would never cheat on you, you might have a tiny fear deep down that, one day, he could be seduced by a YOUNG, GORGEOUS WOMAN and decide to leave you for her. Well, nope. If anything, he's going to leave you for that old lady who lives around the block and has 16 cats and 17 chins. A new survey found the majority of men who CHEAT on their wives do it with someone OLDER, UGLIER, and LESS INTERESTING than her. WOMEN are actually shallower. The majority of women say they cheat with someone better looking than their husband, although the majority of women also cheat with someone who's older. Both men and women say the main thing that drew them to the person they're cheating with is that he or she is more CARING, a BETTER LISTENER, and more PASSIONATE than their husband or wife

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

His “Airness” Michael Jordan Speaks And Says He Can Beat THESE Players One-On-One!

Whenever Michael Jordan has anything to say about the game of basketball or any players in the league, we all stand still and listen.
In a video promoting the NBA 2K14 video game, MJ reveals some of the players, past and present, he would’ve liked to play one-on-one. Those names include Jerry West, Julius Erviing, Dwayne Wade, Carmelo Anthony, and Lebron James.
As far as beating these players, he said he probably could, except for Kobe.
The video hasn’t surfaced just yet but in it according to ESPN, Jordan says, "I don't think I would lose," and adding, "other than to Kobe Bryant, because he steals all of my moves."
Later in the video, when asked who he thought was the better player between Kobe and Lebron, MJ replied, “In terms of dominance in the game of basketball at this stage, its Lebron.”
Jordan also went on to speak about the difference between the game back then when he played versus today.
"You go in with the understanding of 'I'm going to get hit. I'm going to pay the price,'" he said. "But that's part of the game. I'm not going to be afraid to go inside. Those are the types of things that these kids don't even have a clue of how we had to grow up and how we had to play."
As far as his famous trash talking on and off the court, Jordan said, "I didn't talk trash to people I didn't know."
Do you think Jordan could beat Lebron? And do you agree with MJ saying Lebron is the best right now?

The Top Six Things Men Hate to See Women Wear on Dates

I've got the results here from a new survey that asked men what they HATE to see women WEAR on a date. But the best result comes from a follow-up survey, when they asked women if they care about the results. And women said NO. About half said they'll keep on wearing whatever they want on a date, and three out of five say a guy should accept them regardless of what they wear.
In other words, this list is basically moot because women are going to wear what they want to wear. But here it is anyway: The top six things men hate to see women wear on a date.
1.  Fake eyelashes.

2.  UGG boots.

3.  Jeans. 

4.  Giant, celebrity-style sunglasses.

5.  Fake tanner.

6.  Leather sandals with straps, think Gladiator sandals.

Idiot Criminal of the Day


A few weeks ago, a man went into a Chevron gas station in Lakewood, California and wanted to buy one Swisher Sweets cigar. But a super classy, flavored cigar like that's gonna cost you. Specifically, it's going to cost you one dollar and 41 cents. Unfortunately, this guy only had $1. He asked the 23-year-old woman working behind the counter if she'd give him a 41-cent discount and she said she couldn't. So this big dude reached across the counter and PUNCHED the woman in the FACE. Then he took off. Fortunately, the clerk didn't suffer any serious injuries, just some bruises. Police are trying to find the guy.

A Couple Stops to Have Sex on Some Train Tracks and Gets Run Over by a Train


I've got a story here about a couple who got hammered and decided to have sex on some railroad tracks. And, well, you can probably guess what happened to them. On Friday night, a drunk couple in Zaporozhye, Ukraine was walking home, and according to an official report, quote, "failed to overcome their natural passion and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the tracks." The man was 41, the woman's age is being reported as mid-30s. Anyway, as they were having sex on the train tracks, a TRAIN came down the tracks and RAN THEM OVER. The woman was KILLED and the man lost both of his LEGS. He's in the hospital now. And just to pile on, he might be looking at TRESPASSING CHARGES.