If you end up holding your PEE too long, like WAY too long, you could risk a kidney infection. That's the worst case scenario. 38-year-old Gregory Clark of Dayton, Ohio pictured a MUCH WORSE scenario. On Tuesday, around 5:45 P.M., he walked onto a restaurant patio, dropped his pants, and started peeing all over the place, right in front of everyone eating dinner. When the cops found him nearby and asked him WHY he'd relieved himself all over the patio, he told them he, quote, "didn't want to paralyze himself" by holding it in. I did some rigorous academic research and couldn't find ANY documented cases of someone becoming paralyzed from holding in their pee. Gregory also had an open container of alcohol next to him and after a few minutes, he admitted to the cops he'd planned on, quote, "playing with himself" on the patio. He was arrested for public indecency. And since it kinda helps paint a picture of who this guy is: He has "6-6-6" clearly tattooed on his forehead.
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