Idiot Criminal of the Day

Ever since refrigerators showed up in offices, people have been stealing their coworkers' food. But THIS reaction is pretty rare. On Thursday, a 39-year-old man who works at the Wakefern Food Corporation in Breinigsville, Pennsylvania found a coworker had stolen one of his strawberry Jell-O cups out of the break room fridge, so he CALLED THE COPS. The man told the cops this wasn't an isolated Jell-O theft, he's been the victim of REPEATED fridge thefts. And not just Jell-O either, LOTS of different foods of his have mysterious disappeared. The police were nice enough to say this is an open investigation and there's the possibility of a future arrest, but I'm guessing it's not a particularly high-priority case.