AMEBO ENTERTAINMENT: A Man Is Crushed by 1,000 Pounds of Falling Bacon But Survives

Friday, October 4, 2013

A Man Is Crushed by 1,000 Pounds of Falling Bacon But Survives

I think we've finally found someone who now HATES BACON, besides PETA, Jews, Muslims, and kids who just finished reading "Charlotte's Web". Yesterday morning, a worker at a meat packing warehouse in Gothenburg, Sweden was under a forklift when it accidentally dumped its load and dropped about 1,000 POUNDS of BACON on top of him. Somehow, the man ONLY suffered minor back injuries. But honestly, if you WERE going to die, getting crushed by a half ton of bacon might be a decent way to go. He's in the hospital recovering. The Swedish workplace safety office is deciding whether or not to investigate what happened

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I’m Gay And The Head Of Illuminati In Nigeria....Charly Boy

Controversial maverick entertainment personality, Charles Oputa, better known as Charly Boy, has set another record with his confession that he is gay. By so confessing, he becomes only the second publicly known gay man in Nigeria. This is a record that Pastor Rowland Macaulay beat him to by being the first Nigerian to openly come out and even establish a church that catered for only gays. Those who know Charly Boy well however say he’s not someone who likes being a follower. He’s always a leader in everything he does and he’s now ready to take his rightful leadership position in the gay world. Continue to read… In an interview with a new publication, Danfo Express, Charly Boy declared that he is gay and not ashamed of being gay. Even as he made other disclosures about himself, he didn’t forget to add that he is the head of the Illuminati in Nigeria, the same Illuminati that people accuse Jay-Z, D’Banj and Don Jazzy of being members and they keep denying membership. While his audacious revelations might seem like a publicity stunt on his part, let’s not forget the popular saying ‘there’s no smoke with-out fire’. For Charly Boy to say all these things about himself there must be an element of truth in them. As a judge on Nigerian Idol, not only did he impose himself on other judges, Yinka Davies and the American, Jeffrey Daniels, he was always going with a skull to the show and once even went with a huge snake that scared the audience.