What Is That Velvet?: Twitter & Instagram Clown Rick Ross Electric Blue Velour Outfit [MEME/PHOTO]

Rick Ross Came equipped with the velour track suits for the Bet Hip Hop Awards. It is obvious Rick Ross is trying to revive the "What is that velvet?" track suit trend. You know how twitter gets when they don't like what they see, and Rozay's round stomach along with his vibrant hot two piece was one of them.
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Davido Publicly Blasts Music Video Director, Sesan Over Poor 'Skelewu' Job

David 'Davido' Adeleke has berated popular music video director, Sesan for allegedly doing a 'poor' job for him on his 'Skelewu' music video. The 'Omo Baba Olowo' crooner took to twitter to apologise to his fans, who watered the new video, and thereafter declared that he was disappointed with the work done by the top-notch man behind the lens.

Many had anticipated the release of 'Skelewu' music video but were disappointed that the music video didn't meet up to the standard they had expected.

Worried by the cold reception the video got, Davido disclosed that he wasn't also happy with what Sesan shot for him, he therefore stated that he would re-shoot it and make the video a top class.

We gathered that a UK-based music video director, Mou Mousa will now shoot the new job, while Sesan's version would be discarded.

Sesan has shot some music videos for Nigerian artistes, with D'Banj being one of the prominent artiste he has worked with.

Idiot Criminal of the Day

Well, this woman certainly isn't going to be getting the standard $15 check for her birthday anymore. 34-year-old Christina Marie Johnson of Fayetteville, North Carolina allegedly ROBBED her own GREAT-GRANDMOTHER at her 100TH BIRTHDAY PARTY. The party was back in May. Apparently, during the party, Christina snuck upstairs and stole about $7,000 worth of her great-grandmother's gold and diamond jewelry. Police cracked the case when Christina's MOM called to report her. She said Christina wanted to turn herself in, but Christina has been MIA ever since. Police just issued a warrant for her arrest. She'll be facing charges of felony larceny and possession of stolen goods

Idiot Criminal of the Day

Ever since refrigerators showed up in offices, people have been stealing their coworkers' food. But THIS reaction is pretty rare. On Thursday, a 39-year-old man who works at the Wakefern Food Corporation in Breinigsville, Pennsylvania found a coworker had stolen one of his strawberry Jell-O cups out of the break room fridge, so he CALLED THE COPS. The man told the cops this wasn't an isolated Jell-O theft, he's been the victim of REPEATED fridge thefts. And not just Jell-O either, LOTS of different foods of his have mysterious disappeared. The police were nice enough to say this is an open investigation and there's the possibility of a future arrest, but I'm guessing it's not a particularly high-priority case.

Aki & Pawpaw Drown For Flood Victims

The duo of Aki and Pawpaw are now ambassadors of 'Flood With Love' campaign, which already has Rita Dominic and Funke 'Jenifa' Akindele as ambassadors.

The pint-size stars will use their influence to lend and seek support for victims of flood across the country.

They recently had a photoshoot for the campaign, which made them 'drowned' for victims of flood.

Flooding has recently become an issue in Nigeria. Both the Federal and state governments are doing everything possible to tackle the problem and also help victims.

A Woman Makes Her 10-Year-Old Get Out of the Car and Walk and Is Arrested

Every parent has threatened to make their kid get out of the car and WALK if they didn't behave. And one parent FINALLY followed through and could go to jail for it. But at least she proved she wasn't BLUFFING. On Monday night, 34-year-old Angela Garcia of League City, Texas was driving on Interstate 45 just outside of Houston with her 10-year-old son. He wouldn't behave, so she told him if he didn't stop, she'd make him get out and walk. And when he didn't stop, she really DID make him get out and walk. About 15 minutes later, the police found him walking home on the shoulder of the highway. A spokesman says, quote, "Making your child walk home on [an interstate] at 8:30 at night in the dark, in a busy stretch, is crossing the line." Angela was arrested and charged with abandoning and endangering a child

Idiot Criminal of the Day

Back in April, 36-year-old Neil McArdle of Liverpool, England was marrying his girlfriend 29-year-old Amy Williams. Neil was supposed to book their venue, St. George's Hall in Liverpool, but he forgot to do the paperwork. So he came up with a HORRIBLE plan to cover his tracks. The day of the wedding, he called in a BOMB THREAT to St. George's Hall. He figured that way it would be shut down, and no one would find out he hadn't booked it. When Neil, Amy, and their families and friends showed up at St. George's Hall for the wedding, it looked like Neil's plan had worked the building WAS shut down, and there were cops swarming everywhere. But Neil WASN'T a master criminal, so even though he'd made the call from a pay phone, the cops quickly traced it back to him. He just pleaded guilty to one count of communicating false information with intent, and he'll be sentenced in a few weeks. He and Amy are still together, but haven't gotten married yet.

The Ten Words We Hate the Most

A new survey just came out with a list of the WORDS people HATE the most, and I can sum them up in two categories: Words insufferable people use on Twitter, and words that make you think of the gross aspects of your genitalia. Here are 10 of the most hated words right now...

1.  Twerking.

2.  Amazeballs.

3.  Moist.

4.  Whatever.

5.  Discharge.

6.  Bromance.

7.  Ointment.

8.  Basically.

9.  Random.

10.  Totes

A Man Is Crushed by 1,000 Pounds of Falling Bacon But Survives

I think we've finally found someone who now HATES BACON, besides PETA, Jews, Muslims, and kids who just finished reading "Charlotte's Web". Yesterday morning, a worker at a meat packing warehouse in Gothenburg, Sweden was under a forklift when it accidentally dumped its load and dropped about 1,000 POUNDS of BACON on top of him. Somehow, the man ONLY suffered minor back injuries. But honestly, if you WERE going to die, getting crushed by a half ton of bacon might be a decent way to go. He's in the hospital recovering. The Swedish workplace safety office is deciding whether or not to investigate what happened

Idiot Criminal of the Day

If you end up holding your PEE too long, like WAY too long, you could risk a kidney infection. That's the worst case scenario. 38-year-old Gregory Clark of Dayton, Ohio pictured a MUCH WORSE scenario. On Tuesday, around 5:45 P.M., he walked onto a restaurant patio, dropped his pants, and started peeing all over the place, right in front of everyone eating dinner. When the cops found him nearby and asked him WHY he'd relieved himself all over the patio, he told them he, quote, "didn't want to paralyze himself" by holding it in. I did some rigorous academic research and couldn't find ANY documented cases of someone becoming paralyzed from holding in their pee. Gregory also had an open container of alcohol next to him and after a few minutes, he admitted to the cops he'd planned on, quote, "playing with himself" on the patio. He was arrested for public indecency. And since it kinda helps paint a picture of who this guy is: He has "6-6-6" clearly tattooed on his forehead.

Most Men Cheat on Their Wives With Someone Uglier and Older

Even if you KNOW your husband would never cheat on you, you might have a tiny fear deep down that, one day, he could be seduced by a YOUNG, GORGEOUS WOMAN and decide to leave you for her. Well, nope. If anything, he's going to leave you for that old lady who lives around the block and has 16 cats and 17 chins. A new survey found the majority of men who CHEAT on their wives do it with someone OLDER, UGLIER, and LESS INTERESTING than her. WOMEN are actually shallower. The majority of women say they cheat with someone better looking than their husband, although the majority of women also cheat with someone who's older. Both men and women say the main thing that drew them to the person they're cheating with is that he or she is more CARING, a BETTER LISTENER, and more PASSIONATE than their husband or wife

His “Airness” Michael Jordan Speaks And Says He Can Beat THESE Players One-On-One!

Whenever Michael Jordan has anything to say about the game of basketball or any players in the league, we all stand still and listen.
In a video promoting the NBA 2K14 video game, MJ reveals some of the players, past and present, he would’ve liked to play one-on-one. Those names include Jerry West, Julius Erviing, Dwayne Wade, Carmelo Anthony, and Lebron James.
As far as beating these players, he said he probably could, except for Kobe.
The video hasn’t surfaced just yet but in it according to ESPN, Jordan says, "I don't think I would lose," and adding, "other than to Kobe Bryant, because he steals all of my moves."
Later in the video, when asked who he thought was the better player between Kobe and Lebron, MJ replied, “In terms of dominance in the game of basketball at this stage, its Lebron.”
Jordan also went on to speak about the difference between the game back then when he played versus today.
"You go in with the understanding of 'I'm going to get hit. I'm going to pay the price,'" he said. "But that's part of the game. I'm not going to be afraid to go inside. Those are the types of things that these kids don't even have a clue of how we had to grow up and how we had to play."
As far as his famous trash talking on and off the court, Jordan said, "I didn't talk trash to people I didn't know."
Do you think Jordan could beat Lebron? And do you agree with MJ saying Lebron is the best right now?

The Top Six Things Men Hate to See Women Wear on Dates

I've got the results here from a new survey that asked men what they HATE to see women WEAR on a date. But the best result comes from a follow-up survey, when they asked women if they care about the results. And women said NO. About half said they'll keep on wearing whatever they want on a date, and three out of five say a guy should accept them regardless of what they wear.

In other words, this list is basically moot because women are going to wear what they want to wear. But here it is anyway: The top six things men hate to see women wear on a date.

1.  Fake eyelashes.

2.  UGG boots.

3.  Jeans. 

4.  Giant, celebrity-style sunglasses.

5.  Fake tanner.

6.  Leather sandals with straps, think Gladiator sandals.

Idiot Criminal of the Day

A few weeks ago, a man went into a Chevron gas station in Lakewood, California and wanted to buy one Swisher Sweets cigar. But a super classy, flavored cigar like that's gonna cost you. Specifically, it's going to cost you one dollar and 41 cents. Unfortunately, this guy only had $1. He asked the 23-year-old woman working behind the counter if she'd give him a 41-cent discount and she said she couldn't. So this big dude reached across the counter and PUNCHED the woman in the FACE. Then he took off. Fortunately, the clerk didn't suffer any serious injuries, just some bruises. Police are trying to find the guy.

A Couple Stops to Have Sex on Some Train Tracks and Gets Run Over by a Train

I've got a story here about a couple who got hammered and decided to have sex on some railroad tracks. And, well, you can probably guess what happened to them. On Friday night, a drunk couple in Zaporozhye, Ukraine was walking home, and according to an official report, quote, "failed to overcome their natural passion and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the tracks." The man was 41, the woman's age is being reported as mid-30s. Anyway, as they were having sex on the train tracks, a TRAIN came down the tracks and RAN THEM OVER. The woman was KILLED and the man lost both of his LEGS. He's in the hospital now. And just to pile on, he might be looking at TRESPASSING CHARGES.