Monday, September 23, 2013

A Man Intentionally Overdoses On Viagra to Impress His Girlfriend and Ends Up With His Junk Amputated


We've got a cautionary tale about overdosing on drugs. And even though it happened in Colombia, somehow it's not about overdosing on cocaine. Or really strong coffee. Earlier this month, a 66-year-old farmer from Gigante, Colombia wanted to impress his new girlfriend, so he intentionally OD'd on VIAGRA. Unfortunately for him, the Viagra worked too well and his ENGORGEMENT wouldn't go down. After a few days, it started to HURT, and he ended up going to the hospital. The doctors found it was INFLAMED, FRACTURED, and had GANGRENE, so they had to AMPUTATE his penis to keep the inflammation and gangrene from spreading. The doctors say he's now, quote, "recovering well", but you'd have to imagine there's a cap on how good you can feel after having your junk amputated.

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