Idiot Criminal of the Day

Who would've guessed that having a morning THREESOME with your girlfriend and her COUSIN might not turn out great? On Sunday, around 8:00 A.M., 25-year-old Terry Antone Jenkins of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina was sleeping in bed with his 31-year-old girlfriend and her FEMALE cousin. And when the three of them woke up, they decided to have a threesome. But after Terry FINISHED, his girlfriend and her cousin kept going at it. And as they had incestuous, lesbian relations, Terry got REALLY UPSET. He ended up dragging his girlfriend off the bed and HITTING her, and was arrested for assault. His girlfriend got several SCRATCHES in on him, you can see his face is all scratched up in his mugshot, but she's not facing any charges. After Terry got out of jail on bond later that night, he went home and assaulted his girlfriend AGAIN. He was arrested for domestic violence and now he's still locked up.