Monday, September 23, 2013

Idiot Criminal of the Day


On Friday, a screening of the new Hugh Jackman movie "Prisoners" was interrupted at a theater near Portland, Oregon when someone thought a person had pulled a GUN. Thankfully, they were wrong. It started when a man in his 70s, who hasn't been identified, decided to go to the bathroom. But instead of leaving the theater, he unzipped and relieved himself on a 14-year-old KID. And yes, police say the man HAD been drinking. At that point, the kid's parents FLIPPED OUT on the guy. And during the fight, someone thought they heard something about a weapon. Now, it's not clear what the person THOUGHT they heard, but they yelled out that someone had a GUN, and the whole theater started panicking. Then nearby businesses were put on lockdown. Eventually, police got there and DIDN'T find any weapons. And in the end, the elderly man was just banned from the theater. So far, the family of the kid has decided NOT to press charges.

No comments:

Post a Comment