Friday, September 20, 2013

Idiot Criminal of the Day


No means no. Even when that "no" is in response to the question, "Can I please perform an exorcism to remove the demon that may or may not be possessing you?" On Monday night, 54-year-old David Benes of Tampa, Florida wanted to perform an EXORCISM on his 80-year-old girlfriend. Yes, that's right, his EIGHTY-YEAR-OLD girlfriend. They've been together three years and we're not sure how they met. She didn't want him to perform the exorcism, it's not clear if she even believed she NEEDED an exorcism, but he went ahead with it anyway. But things got too rough, and she ended up calling 911. When the cops got there, they found bruises and scratches on her arms. David was arrested on several charges, including battery on a person over 65 and false imprisonment. Oh, and he was drunk at the time.

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