Idiot Criminal of the Day

Well, at least no one can blame this crime on PLAYING "Grand Theft Auto Five". You can only blame it on WANTING to play "Grand Theft Auto Five". On Monday night, 19-year-old Kirolos Sayed, 20-year-old Matthew Kirshen, and 19-year-old Frank Santanastoso from Staten Island, New York wanted to get a copy of "Grand Theft Auto Five", but didn't want to wait in a 500-person line at the mall. So they POSED AS COPS to jump the line.  Kirolos and Matthew flashed fake badges at mall security, and Frank showed off a tattoo of a police badge. They convinced the guards they were cops and got into the mall right before midnight. They bought a copy of the game, ran out, and hopped in their car, which they'd rigged up with lights and sirens. They peeled out of the mall parking lot and blew a few stop signs before a REAL cop pulled them over. All three of them were arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Jim Carrey Headed For “Breakdown”?

Friends fear Jim Carrey is “headed for a devastating breakdown,” claims the National Enquirer.

“Jim has suffered from severe depression in the past, and you have to worry those fearful days are coming back again,” a so-called “close source” tells the tabloid.
The Enquirer insider adds, “When you talk to him, he’s not as animated as he used to be. He seems at a low point — like a ship without a rudder.”
According to the outlet, Carrey’s “most heartbreaking problem is that he still pines for the love of his life, former Playboy playmate Jenny McCarthy.”
Another Enquirer insider explains, “There’s no shortage of young beauties who will throw themselves at Jim, but he’s been searching for real love, and there’s no one to replace Jenny.”
Carrey’s “disastrous love life” and career “doldrums” mean the actor could be in serious trouble, suggests the magazine, which cites “concerned sources” as saying that his problems “could push him over the edge.”
One source tells the Enquirer, “He’s in a fragile emotional state. Pals fear for his future.”
Uh-huh.
The tabloid seems to love nothing more than predicting meltdowns and breakdowns for various Hollywood stars — Christina Applegate, Halle Berry, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lawrence — getting it wrong over and over again.
And that’s what’s happened yet again here.
The story is “not true,” a close Carrey pal tells Gossip Cop, adding, “He’s never been happier.”

A Man Offers Free Football Tickets If You Take His Stepdaughter on a Date and She's Not Bad

I don't think this counts as a stepdad PIMPING out his stepdaughter, if anything it seems like more of a DOWRY? A man in Gainesville, Florida is giving away two tickets to a big college football game on Saturday between the University of Florida and the University of Tennessee. So the tickets are FREE, but there's a catch. The person who gets the tickets has to take this guy's stepdaughter to the game on a DATE. The guy's Craigslist ad says, quote, "Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks, and delightful conversation with her before or after the game." So his stepdaughter must be horrible, right? Nope. From the photos he put up, she certainly doesn't LOOK like she'd need help getting a date. She's not a supermodel, but it doesn't seem like a BRIBE is required to help her meet guys. Her stepdad is reviewing people who submitted to the ad. He's looking for, quote, "an attractive, professional, single, well-educated gentleman with a good sense of humor, [ages] 25 to 33." He's also hoping the person is a Tennessee fan

Idiot Criminal of the Day

Have you ever rented a moving truck that wasn't big enough, and had to make two trips? You probably kicked yourself for not paying extra for the bigger one, but not as hard as THESE idiots are kicking themselves. On Friday, three burglars in Winter Park, Florida decided to rob a woman's house while she wasn't home. And they managed to pack $10,000 worth of stuff into the U-Haul they rented. But they wanted MORE, so they left, unloaded the truck, and then went back for a second load. But by that time, a neighbor had realized what was going on and called the woman who lived there. So when they showed up with the empty U-Haul and realized she was HOME, they took off. But the woman followed them in her car, called 911, and now they're facing charges for burglary, criminal mischief, and grand theft.

Your Purse Is Swimming with Horrifying Bacteria Because You Take Off Your Underwear and Put It Inside

 We've seen several studies about how your purse is just a CESSPOOL of HORRIBLE BACTERIA like E. coli and coliforms. And a new study confirmed it and posed a new theory WHY. They think one of the big reasons women's purses get filled with bacteria is that women take off their USED underwear and jam it in their purse. Like if they brought sexier underwear to put on when they were out in case a date went really well. Putting used tissues in there can also lead to problems. The study also found one-third of women never clean their purses.

A Guy Buys the New "Grand Theft Auto" Game, Then Gets Robbed, Stabbed, and Hit with a Brick on His Way Home

The "Grand Theft Auto" video games are notorious for their over-the-top violence. Which is why this is tragic, but also ironic. A 23-year-old guy in London camped out in front of a store Monday night, so he'd be one of the first people to get the new "Grand Theft Auto 5" game. And this sounds like something that would happen in the GAME, but while he was walking home around one in the morning, someone hit him with a brick, STABBED him, and took all his stuff, including the video game. He survived, and he's in stable condition. Police are still looking for suspects. 

A Man Shoots and Kills Another Man for Complimenting His Girlfriend's Bathing Suit Photo on Facebook

In June, a 21-year-old woman named Sharda Perkins from Oklahoma City posted a photo of herself in a bathing suit on Facebook. It's a one-piece, but one where the sides are cut out, so it's pretty revealing. And in July, a 48-year-old named Edmond Tyree left a comment on the photo, just saying, "DAMN." He misspelled it d-a-m-m, which is what people do on Facebook. It's not clear how Edmond knew Sharda. Five days later, Sharda's boyfriend, 20-year-old Antwion Martin, tracked Edmond down, and SHOT AND KILLED HIM, all because he left that Facebook comment. The police were able to piece together what happened, and arrested Martin for first-degree murder and shooting with intent to kill. David Prater is the district attorney for Oklahoma County. He says, quote, "This is a perfect example of some of the ridiculous reasons people kill for."

A Judge Orders a Fighting Couple to Split Their Apartment Right Down the Middle

A judge in Seville, Spain just ordered a fighting couple to draw a line down the middle of their apartment and each stay on their own side. The couple is DONE with each other, but can't afford a divorce or for one of them to move out and get another place. So they're going to live side-by-side in their apartment. The couple has two daughters, it's not clear which side they're going to live on. The apartment is 2,700 square feet, so at least they'll all have a decent amount of space. And no, we're not sure how they could afford a 2,700-square-foot apartment but not a divorce. 

Idiot Criminal of the Day

Google's gotten a lot of attention for using SELF-DRIVING CARS to take photos for their mapping. But if anyone was worried about self-driving cars causing accidents, remember this: Human drivers are probably WORSE. Last week, Google had an actual HUMAN driving around in one of their mapping cars, taking photos in Bogor, Indonesia. Big mistake. Apparently the guy slammed into a minivan, then drove off once he saw there was real damage. I'm not sure how he thought he could make an inconspicuous getaway in a car with a giant camera rig on top, but he did. And as he was fleeing the scene, he slammed into ANOTHER minivan, then bounced off and slammed into a THIRD car. Finally, at that point, he gave up. He was arrested and there's been no word from Google. By the way, the cops say the repairs to the first van he hit would've only cost him 200,000 Indonesia Rupiah, the equivalent of $17.50.

A Woman Was Texting While Driving, and Drove Straight Into a Lake

On Tuesday afternoon, a 25-year-old woman from Temple Hills, Maryland was texting while driving. And while she was distracted, her Hyundai went off the road, hit a TREE and sent her CAREENING about 50 feet straight into a LAKE. The car started SINKING, but the woman managed to crawl out the window and swim back to shore. The car came to rest in a part of the lake that's only about five feet deep, so it didn't sink all the way. But it's clearly DESTROYED, after sitting there, soaking in the lake. The woman was taken to the hospital, but didn't have any noticeable injuries. Charges against her are pending. The photos from the scene look like they're straight out of a movie. And since no one DIED, and this woman was driving and texting like an idiot, we can all laugh without feeling guilty. 

A Dad Didn't Approve of His Daughter's Cut-Off Jean Shorts, So He Wore a Pair of His Own to Embarrass Her

Being a good parent sometimes means sacrificing your own dignity, and doing something over-the-top just to prove a point. Like this. Last month, a guy near Provo, Utah named Scott Mackintosh was going out to dinner with his family. And he wasn't thrilled about how short his teenage daughter's jean shorts were. But she refused to change so HE decided to. Scott went up to his bedroom, took some scissors to an old pair of jeans, and cut them WAY shorter than any middle-aged man can get away with. Then he grabbed a "Best Dad Ever" t-shirt he'd gotten for Father's Day and threw that on too. First, they hit up a restaurant, and the daughter pretended his outfit didn't bother her. So after dinner, Scott decided to keep the night going and take his family miniature golfing. But she STILL acted like she wasn't embarrassed. So after golf, he took them out for milkshakes. And FINALLY his daughter got angry and refused to go inside with him. But the TRUE embarrassment for her was still to come. Because the photos were posted online, and got THOUSANDS of comments. Scott talked to the local news last week, and said his daughter IS covering up a little more than she had been. And to teach her about self-respect, he says he'd dress up like an idiot every day of his life.

Idiot Criminal of the Day

Who would've guessed that having a morning THREESOME with your girlfriend and her COUSIN might not turn out great? On Sunday, around 8:00 A.M., 25-year-old Terry Antone Jenkins of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina was sleeping in bed with his 31-year-old girlfriend and her FEMALE cousin. And when the three of them woke up, they decided to have a threesome. But after Terry FINISHED, his girlfriend and her cousin kept going at it. And as they had incestuous, lesbian relations, Terry got REALLY UPSET. He ended up dragging his girlfriend off the bed and HITTING her, and was arrested for assault. His girlfriend got several SCRATCHES in on him, you can see his face is all scratched up in his mugshot, but she's not facing any charges. After Terry got out of jail on bond later that night, he went home and assaulted his girlfriend AGAIN. He was arrested for domestic violence and now he's still locked up. 

Former Project Fame Star, Adetoun Survives Road Accident

 One of the stars of the 2012 edition of the Project Fame music talent show, Adetoun had the cause to thank God for sparing her life today when she was involved in a road accident which could have claimed her life.

She was said to be on her way to Ilesa in Osun State for a church event when the car she won at the show was hit by a trailer. The owner's corner of the car was badly damaged.

She is said to be okay now.

Sierra Leone Woman, Linda Ngaujah Takes a Visit to Heaven and Hell | Jesus Asks Her to Warn Pastor Adeboye and Pastor Kumuyi | Also Takes Back Messages From Gaddaffi and More (MUST WATCH)

Linda Ngaujah aka 'The Akudaya' who claimed to have died and seen vision before coming back to life

Linda Kumba Isatu Ngaujah is from Sierra Leone. She died in FEBRUARY 2013 and was taken to Heaven and Hell to witness some fearful and dreadful things. She didn't believe in any revelation of Heaven and Hell, but all false beliefs were shaken out of her when she was tormented by demons in HELL.

She came back with specific messages from: GADDAFFI, WITNEY HOUSTON and Former President of Guinea LASANA CONTE. She was also sent back with specific Warnings from JESUS CHRIST to popular Ministers of the Gospel such as: E.A.ADEBOYE (RCCG), KUMUYI (Deeper Life), and many other from SIERRA LEONE and NIGERIA.

This Revelation turned upside down the Nation of Sierra Leone.

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9ice Gains Admission To Study Law

One time A-list artiste in Nigeria, Abolore Adigun well known as 9ice, has gained admission into the university to study law. The talented singer, who has been battling with a nose-diving music career, disclosed this to a national daily newspaper, Tribune in an interview.

9ice told the paper that he is presently a student of Capella University, Minnesota, USA, studying Public Safety and Common Law. He however stated that he is running the school's online programme.

According to him, "I am already in school studying Public Safety and Common Law at Capella University. It is an online programme. I can't think of any other course except Law."

The singer reportedly left the Lagos State University (LASU) in 2006, where he was then studying Law. It was at that time he gained fame with hit his hit song, 'Ganja' and later with 'Gongo Aso'.